Sometimes, in Malaysia there's a lot of racism among the 3 main races - Malay, Chinese and Indians. But after much thought, I realize that the Malays tend to be slightly racist because they are a weaker race, you can't blame them for trying to make up for their short comings.

Why It Sucks To Be Malay

1. You can't eat pork. Pork is the THE meat to eat, unfortunately, if you're Malay, you can't eat such good meat because it's... non halal. Poor guys.

2. During Puasa month, you can't have sex with your wife, or jack off, or smoke, or do anything sexy at all. It sucks to be you.

3. If you dye your hair any other color than black, you look like a twat. No style points for you.

4. You're naturally lazy. Nobody will hire you regardless of your qualifications, your entire race is known for their laziness.

5. You're instantly entitled to state sponsored education at all levels, but, the state sponsored education sucks. You will never be really well educated.

6. When you tell people that you're entitled to bumiputera rights, the girls don't really care.

7. Malays have small dicks. 'nuff said.

8. If you're really hardworking and smart and become really successful on your own, people think that you probably got help from the Government. You're seen to be unable to succeed on merit.

9. If you only have 3 kids, you're not considered to be fertile.

10. You can't drink alcohol. At all. No fine wine, champagne or whiskey or even beer. Stick with the Coca-Cola please.

So that's why it sucks to be Malay. Poor guys, they need all the help they can get....